At
Hard Rock Hell in November 2007
Bronya pretends not to notice
as Tris and Wolfie try
to get the monkey drunk
But
what T'n'W don't realise is that
Monkey has just spent three weeks
on the road with UFO travelling
all round Europe and Russia
and can drink these Cheeky Boys under the table
in twelve different languages
Na'zdarovie!
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Barefoot Barry O'Hagan is as daft as a brush, and
can often be seen
out on the streets in the evenings, painting the
town red.
Or magnolia.
Or even misty green and blue... but that would cost
you extra.
Here he looks suitably embarrassed - and rightly
so - at the caption
he himself suggested for this photo... all together
now... CAN YOU ROLLER?
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on water?'
says STEVE OLSON.
'Never listened to it'
says Paul Chapman
'No, me neither' says Steve, trying to look suave
and sophisticated
even though some old
Welsh geezer is trying to
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This
pretty lady has only joined SITN recently
and was introduced to us by her brother Wolfie.
She would like us all to know that she's a natural
blonde
(who obviously dyes her eyebrows black, for some
weird reason).
She tells us that she has at least 27 years expereirierieriernce
in the music business and her friends include
Ozzie (sic) Osbourne
and the seventh bloke from the left in Earth Wind
And Fire.
She also wants us to know that she weighs 99 pounds
and has a husband who rides a Harley.
Does
any of this sound familiar?
It would, if you'd been a SITN member in April
2004!
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Chris
Ryan is from London, Ontario
and is the proud winner of
Paul Raymond's shirt in the competition at www.paulraymond.info
Click on the photo to see a larger picture of Chris
modelling the shirt.
His
winning caption can be seen on the Competition
page but SITN prefers the 'caption' which Chris
came up with in his acceptance speech...
And
I quote..... "Give it a spritz of Mr. Febreeze
(if you please)."
SITN's
youngest member is
18-hours-old ADRIANA
18
hours???
What took ya so long????
Hmmm...
I bet Auntie Gail was yakkin away in a chatroom
and wouldn't let you near the computer to
join us
straight
away
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Scream
if you want to go slower!
STEVE
TRICE was born on a rollin train, and here
he teaches son Finn how to live life in the rocknroll
fast lane.
First step of the 'We Are The Boys We've Got Nothing
To Lose'
bonding session involved cutting the sleeves off
all Finn's t-shirts, poor little blighter.
But there's not many lads of that age who can
manage to look
suave and sophisticated whilst
sittin in a pink pedallo
with their dad, so I reckon Steve's doing a fine
job.
(I wish he was MY dad!)
p.s.
These boys are bad, so keep out of shootin range.
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TOBIAS
is gonna marry my daughter
(Oh yes you are ...... )
This fella is an example
to us all.
His UFO site is brilliant - loads of info,
pics,
lyrics etc, and this lad is only NINETEEN.
He's been in the army, so he'll know how to
iron his clothes, shine his shoes, and
keep the house tidy.
AND he has 300 cds !
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CHRIS
lives in Connecticut
...and can often be seen
playing Rock Bottom on his tennis racquet.
This doesn't surprise me at all. |
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The Wild, The Willing, and The Innocent.
Ooops, I mean The Innocent, The Willing, and The
Wild.
Hmmmm, no, The Willing, The Wild, and The Innocent.
RICH,
PHIL and IAN jostle for positions
in the police identity parade - but they all look
pretty guilty to me!
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Dean
smiles bravely as Michael, in a playful mood, suggests
sticking his finger up Dean's nose.
But it serves Dean right for shouting 'Gimme some
boogie' during the solo in Rock Bottom.
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Mad
Axeman indeed... !
This
is JIM LEWERENZ from Santa Clara,
wearing the latest fashion in bow-ties.
Gorgeous, aint he... in a
'Ozzy Osbourne meets the Marx Brothers'
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NICK HAMPER wants us to know that he has
a huge powerful hot throbbing machine
between his legs, blahblahblah, yeh, heard it all
before....
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MARK
BIRDSALL is from Leeds, England
Mark is an active member of his local birdwatching
club, and in the evenings he can often be seen at
his bedroom window staring at the neighbourhood
wildlife
through powerful binoculars.
He also takes a keen interest in safety and security
at the local gym,
and likes to check the ladies' changing rooms on
a regular basis
to make sure that standards are being properly maintained.
Here
he is again, with his band BLACKOUT |
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MICAEL
has the worried expression of a man who has so
many guitars he doesn't know which one to play
next .
I've got my own Mac 867 G4 recording studio and play the
guitar (got a 86 Ferrari red Gibson Flying V and
a bunch of other guitars) and also a Nord Lead
virtual analog synth and some other tech stuff.
I use Cubase and Logic sequencing and audio recording
software. Have written or co-written about 100
songs but no record deal so far .... It's more
for my own pleasure.
I am a fan of Schenker since mid 70s, got all
his stuff and he is my main influence.
Here's
PAT trying to do an impression of
Pete Way and failing miserably.
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MARTYN
PHILLIPS is from Sutton Coldfield.
And as if that wasn't humiliating enough in itself,
he also says it's his lifelong ambition to be featured
on
the SITN Uggggggerly Wall.
Sounds like the kind of bloke you see on Reality
TV.
Tragic.....
Ted
McKinley (allegedly)
No idea why he wanted his face blanked out.
It's yearrrrrrrrrrs since this photo was taken
and none of the other residents in the Old People's
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DICKSY
- who prefers to be known by
his real name of HENRY - is pictured here, just
after the auditions
for the remake of the Star Trek movie The Wrath
Of Khan.
You
think I'm joking? Look HERE!
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A
day in the life of BOB SCHLOESSER -
(isn't the word 'LOSER' in there somewhere?)
"I am Bob Schloesser from Wisconsin!
Yea I'm kinda proud of that! (I'm drunk all the time)
I have 2 kids Ashley and Bryan and my wife Jill. I
get shit all the time about what I listen to... but
I don't care! I have loved to love to listen to Michael
for about the past 25 years.
My favorites would be: UFO (live in Chicago) I LOVE
Lonesome Crow, Love Drive. I also like MSG 1 &
2, Built to Destroy, Assault Attack, Perfect Timing,
The Unforgiven etc...... I probably missed about 80
or so but I do forget once in a while!
I sent along my picture to give you an idea of how
I behave. When I am in church I do try to hold back!!!
Armed and Ready!!"
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| JACK
GOLD prepares for his drum solo.
Darlin, they needed to go to the bathroom,
really they did! It's just a coincidence that they
all needed to go at the same time, honest !
Hit me with your rhythm stick, you old devil. |
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Meet
Jeremy (aka George's Boogie)
Jeremy
says....
"Right. Some notes - I'm from Vermont, living
in Lost Wages, Nevada. Band faves include the obvious
as well as Tull, Sabbath, Scorps, Slade, most of
the NWOBHM esp. Maiden & Saxon, guitar work
of Lonnie Mack, Gary Moore, Ry Cooder, Dick Dale
& Motorhead for getting me through the toughest
times.
First UFO song I heard - Boogie for George (gee,
hooda gest?) First concert - my cool older cousins
brought me to a show summer of '79, but memories
are vague cos I was only nine and was also first
time getting good'n'pissed. Avid biker- me and my
Harley Shovelhead have been all over America, and
it's my usual conveyance to gigs of whatever sort.
Probably why I'm single with no kids, but music
and motorbikes - it's enough!" |
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