| Batttttty
rides the road with
Andre Bargmann
and after the day's work is done, we share a can
of beans around the rocknroll campfire
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When
the support band finishes their set, the crowd takes up residence
at the front of the stage to wait for the headline band to come
on.
And it seems like forever cos there are all these fellas dressed
in black,
dithering about in the dark with torches, fixing cables to the
stage,
fiddling'n'twiddling with the amps etc.... and you think 'hurry
up and get
the hell outta here, we want the band' and other assorted terms
of
endearment..
OK, well, these fine gentlemen are what makes it possible for
the band to get up there and strut their stuff. Without these
fellas there would be no gig.
I
crept up behind one of these guys, tied a length of cable round
his
wrists, gaffer-taped his ankles together, pinned him to the
monitor-desk with my knee on his chest, shone the torch in his
eyes .... and made him answer some questions about the heaven
and hell of being on the road...
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OK Andre, firstly tell us a bit about yourself - your musical
background and how you got started in this business. Name some
of the bands you've worked with - and tell us what led to you
getting the UFO gig. I
was always interested in music and instruments, played in several
bands, did covers and also my own material. While I was at the
Drummers Institute in Düsseldorf my interest in the gear
led to me working as a drum-tech at some of the workshops. Doro
rehearsed there, and when they needed a drum-tech fhey offered
me the gig and we did a lot of touring together. Through word
of mouth I started working for other bands as well - Dio, Savatage,
Saxon, Threshold, just to name a few. A stage tech called Jesus,
who'd worked for UFO, once did the guitars in the Doro camp and
he was the one who led me into working with UFO.
On
a gig day the paying public's first glimpse of you is probably
during the change-over a few minutes before UFO's set, when they
arrive back from the bar just in time to see you sashaying onstage
with your Mr. Muscle spraygun ("they're just dis-infecting
the mics"). I would hate people to think that you're having
the time of your life, AND earning huge dollars, AND gettin a
squirrel's-eye view of the gig for free, just for flickin a duster
around and handing musos their operating equipment. So... take
us through a day in the life of a stage-technician, from the time
you spring nimbly outta your bunk at mid-day like a vivacious
gazelle, until the moment you switch off the dvd player just before
7am the next morning and head back to your bunk to knock out one
last tune on the old music-machine (your i-pod, of course!) before
falling into a deep, restful sleep. Hahaha…
like
a vivacious gazelle you say? Well, not bad to look like a four-legged
gazelle after you’ve been legless the night before, huh?
OK, let me create a typical day on a UFO tour...
If
we’re at a club where we can’t park the bus we have
to get all the gear unloaded straight away - so the first question
is orientation. “Where am I? Which city? Which club? Have
we been here before? Where are my pants?"
Bleary-eyed,
we walk into the club, have a look at the stage and more importantly...
search for the catering - if there is any - to have a nutricious
ham'n'cheese sandwich. Unfortunately, the food issue is never
straightforward. A lot of venues in the UK don’t think that
crew-members need to eat at all. In Spain, they can’t imagine
that people eat so early. But in some venues in France they are
surprised you actually want to do anything else but enjoy good
food! |
Meanwhile, still sleepwalking, we check out the facilities for
unloading, along with Tonio the tour manager - this poor guy has
been up for hours already, checking the band into the hotel, and
then at the venue trying to turn a mess into a smaller mess.
The
local lighting technician is often not there yet and the PA is
not quite what we’ve asked for, etc… but for
the sake of this interview, today we are lucky.
The
helpers are there and they seem to know what they’re doing.
The good thing is, after travelling to the same clubs with different
bands, you get to know the house-crews and it's great to meet
up with them again.
So
eventually, we get the gear onstage, taken out of the cases, and
set up. That doesn’t sound very exciting, but usually we
are very silly, joking around during that period. It must be weird
for the locals sometimes - especially at the end of a tour when
there are so many running gags and in-jokes amongst the crew that
you can have a complete conversation with the venue-guy standing
next to you and he doesn’t have a clue what the hell you’re
talking about! |

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| OK,
now let’s fire up some incense to put us in the right spirit
- the maintenance of the gear can take quite a while.... maybe
something didn’t work the day before and you've gotta get
it back into mint condition. Change the heads and strings, clean
the cymbals etc, while Martin the sound-engineer EQs the PA -
every day the same bloody songs! That's good if he chooses some
you like! Martin uses Keb Mo's Keep
It Simple... Blimey Andre, just hearing the words 'two cheap
tickets on the internet' puts me right back into warm soft fluffy
t-shirt-folding mode!
“Anyone
need anything from the runner!?” Good question. “Hmm…
let me think… no, I've got everything I need.” It
goes without saying that you think of something vital ten minutes
after he's left the building. A lot of venues are on the outskirts,
so there is nothing around. If there is, you can only hope there
will be time after soundcheck to stroll around and discover the
city a bit.
But first, the holy soundcheck. Start by checking the lines, and
making sure that all the leads are plugged in right. And what
are all those cables lying around? Remember - a clean stage is
a happy stage! The challenge is to find the right balance for
the monitor. If you don’t carry your own system it can be
painful, because one night you have a great rig and the next day
it might be some cardboard boxes with tin-can speakers wedged
inside them. The skill is being able to decide whether or not
Vinnie’s guitar level in Andy’s mix is good in relation
to Paul’s. Sometimes all this preparation seems like
a waste of time anyway, cos the monitor engineer is so busy talking
to his latest girlfriend (yes, even monitor engineers have girlfriends!)
that he doesn't pay attention to the monitors. It's like Russian
Roulette, hahaha! |
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After
soundcheck, we grab a bite to eat, but only (again) if available!
A shower is a good idea at that point, because we'll have to leave
straight after the show - long drive tonight - so better have
one now cos there might not be another chance. It’s quiet
in the hall now, the only thing you can hear is our lighting engineer
Tobi, who is finally getting a chance to focus the lights, and
the barely-audible chant of an old woman counting t-shirts.
Our main meal is usually some kind of pasta with chicken (?) and
a mystery sauce. But we have a vegetarian in the crew. Oh, well...
for him, there is just pasta. Believe me, food is an important
issue on the road, which is why the major topic on a day off -
well-discussed and argued about - is: where are we gonna eat?
And does the restaurant have a washing-machine we can do our laundry
in?
While
the support is on, it’s time to have a look around. Go into
the hall, have a look at the stage, check if there are any cuties
in the front row? Ah… there is one, no, two… awwww,
too bad, wrong angle - that one's a guy!
When
the band arrives I go to the dressing room and check how they're
doing. That is important for later on. If your artist is in a
“not amused” mood, you might wanna triple-check the
monitors during the changeover.
After
that comes the most important task of the day, a visit to the
back of the hall to attend to the needs of the merchandise-seller
and make sure she wants for nothing - bottled water, oranges,
bananas, chocolates, wine, roses etc.
Then
back to the dressing-room to collect the towels, including a spare
one in case any of the bandmembers decides to bring a toy squirrel
on stage with them wrapped in a towel..... you never know what
to expect with UFO! I also fetch the drinks and the pee-cups
(the toilets are never near the stage!), then disinfect the mics!
Truly, in some venues there could be any kind of dangerous subcultural
fauna living in the mics! I am amazed how entertaining the disinfection
of the mics is for the people - they always laugh when they see
that being done! |
Time
for a quick line-check, just to make sure the acoustic guitar
didn’t end up on a keyboard channel while the support band's
crew had control of the sound-desk. Then I check the tuning on
Paul’s Les Paul - and then, immediately before stagetime,
we deal with the urgent issues such as one of the bandmembers
not being able to find his stage-pants, the keyboard needing to
be reloaded, or finding that the smoke machine doesn’t work.
Of course, if anything is wrong, it’s always the stage-tech’s
fault!
Once
the final crap has been dealt with (hey, doesn’t 'final
crap' sound a lot like “Spinal Tap'... ) we're on our way!
I take my torch, give Martin a sign to start the intro, and he
replies to that with a flash of his torch back to me. Then, the
houselights go down and the intro runs.
Now,
here starts the two hours we worked for the whole day! Let’s
hope it’s gonna be a good show! The monitors seem to be
alright, Andy looks over and nods his head. Whewww! Paul needs
his keyboard-amp up a bit, which Pete is gonna hate, but…
I check the setlist, deal with tuning the guitar for the next
song, switch the programs of the guitar amp for the chorus, run
over to the drums, keep the bassplayer's hydration levels level....
see, it’s not just leaning back and following the show from
Mr. Squirrel's perspective! The musicians need to feel your attention,
and you'd better watch out, ‘cause it’s Murphy’s
( or *somebody's* ) Law, that when you relax a bit, something
is going to happen!
Oh,
time for Pete’s visit behind the amp. I will never forget
the time he came up to me in Liverpool and said “Andre,
I am sorry, but I feel a bit…” - and then he
puked, because a hair was stuck in his throat. " Sick?”
I asked - a few seconds too late. And then he went straight back
out there and played on - hardly missing a note! But tonight it
seems to be going well. Phil delivers some fine sarcastic British
humour, Vinnie had the right amount of Red Bull, Paul is on the
corner of the drum-riser (he only jumps on there when he’s
in a good mood) smiling at Andy, who has fun watching Pete successfully
working the crowd. They're having fun!
After
the show it’s always a rush to break things down as fast
as possible. We've been at least twelve hours in the venue by
now. Enough! Let’s hope it’s not raining during load-out!
Once the trailer is locked, we go back to the dressing room and
open up a beer. But the venue staff want to go home as well, so
we get ushered out, salvaging whatever's left of the rider, and
then it's back on the bus, stopping off at the hotel to pick up
the band's luggage. That’s the time to get out of our work
clothes and put on something clean and comfortable. Of course,
we could go to bed now, but that wouldn’t be very rock’n’roll.
So everybody chills out in the 'tourbus lounge'. Stories from
the past get told (Andy has an incredible memory) and eventually
one by one we go to bed - and the Last Man Standing is usually
you, Batttttty! Yehhh....
but somebody has to make sure the rider doesn't go to waste!
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When
you first started working with UFO, Jason was drumming with the
band. On the tour that followed, Andy was back. Tell us the differences
between their styles, from a drum-tech's angle. How different/similar
are they to work for? From
a drum-tech’s angle? Well, let me start with gear, then.
One thing they both have in common is that they care about their
equipment.
When
we set up, the band is in the hotel, but Jason used to come down
every now and then just to be in touch with his drums, and play
around a bit. Andy is very much interested in how the drums are
built. He’s interested in woodwork as you know, and if something
needs fixing, he also comes down from the hotel and wants to do
it. Not necessarily because he doesn’t trust me (I hope,
hahaha) but that’s the way most drummers are.
I think more than some other instrumentalists, drummers have a
very intense relationship with their instrument. Jason and Andy
certainly have.
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Click on this picture to find out more about Andy's kit and Jason's
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| During
the gig, they are both pretty easy to work with. I check with
them whether the monitor sound is correct and as long as there
are no incidents like broken pedals etc., it's straightforward.
Which is good, because I also have Paul's guitars to take care
of - but unfortunately when there ARE incidents, on either front,
they tend to happen at the same time. No time for a cup of tea
at my workstation, which we call the 'tea-kitchen' because I always
carry tea with me - just in case there's ever time to put my feet
up and read the newspaper - yeh... right...
Playing-wise, Andy and Jason are clearly different players. That
of course adds different flavours to the music and then it becomes
a matter of taste. Needless to say Andy created the original UFO
drum-sound and style. Jason was smart enough to pick up important
fills of that - however, he interpreted those with his very own
feel.
One
of the other major bands you work with is Dio. Yeh! We know that
Dio looks up to you... and Simon has also played drums for UFO
of course - small world! Tell us what it's like to be on the road
with Dio.
Oh,
yes, mighty Dio! So actually I have worked for three UFO drummers
then, haven’t I? Well, it could have been very difficult
cos Simon’s previous drum-tech, Big Scott, stayed with him
for about seven years, and then along comes a new guy… that
was a difficult heritage. But it turned out to be great. Simon
is a great guy and a great drummer. We really get along very well,
especially in drumworld, hahaha! But not just there. The whole
entourage has a great spirit - we are all great friends on the
road. It’s a good crew with no animosity. Ronnie himself
is just the nicest guy you can meet. He is professional to the
bone and he’s got a heart bigger than his body. At my fourth
Dio show the last encore started, Man On The Silver Mountain,
and he came up to the drum-riser, turned to me, and put his index
finger underneath his eye-lid and I thought: OMG, what did I not
see? What should I watch? But actually he was just asking whether
my eye was better - because I had a very dodgy eye that morning
before we flew, and the air-conditioning on the plane made it
worse. And HE went to the tour manager to make sure there was
a doctor coming to take care of my eyes. So here we are…
9000 Greeks going nuts, and Ronnie James Dio, mid-song, asking
me whether my eyes were doing better! I love them, and I love
being on tour with them!
And talking of Simon Wright, he sent a message to us here
at SITN when he heard about your interview - he says....
"To all UFO fans and SITN readers, a big hello from
me. You rock! I had many great times with UFO.
Great people, great musicians, great friends. All the
best - Cheers, Simon Wright"
Thank you Mr. Wright - and back at ya!
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Do
you enjoy the traveling? What are the good things about being
on the road for weeks at a time? And the bad things? Wow,
how much time do we have? Honestly, I LOVE travelling. Of course
there are more comfortable ways and less comfortable ways of doing
it. If you are going by plane, it can be quite painful because
you have to get up way too early, and then there's all the hanging
around at airports, ridiculous security controls - hey, EVERY
airport has different security rules, sometimes you think: hold
on, where’re we at? For
example...
Lübeck: I can’t bring
any duct-tape and only one lighter.
Varna: Tape's okay, but NO lighters
at all,
Hermosillo: Oh, better wash your
underpants, ‘cause you have to open your luggage and they’ll
go through it.
London Heathrow: Better don’t
fly at all. Seriously, see
this picture, a bomb warning threat form which you'll find
at Heathrow. No words to it, is there? Hahahaha,
that's priceless!
Anyway,
where was I? Ah, yes… travelling on a tourbus is fairly
comfortable compared to that. A mobile home. I love to sit somewhere
near the front window when we are taking off to the next city.
The coach starts moving, the first tasty drink is poured, and
then there are some special songs on the playlist that I have
on my headphones. Plus, you have your own bed, even if it’s
just coffin-sized. Very fortunate if you fit in there! I’m
kinda tall, so a lot of bunks are too short for me. Mostly at
the end of a tour you finally find a position you can sleep in!
Did I say comfortable? Hahaha!
Nevertheless, at least you get some kind of private space! And
that’s why the bus is sanctuary - and guests on there are
mostly well selected. Sometimes people - mostly drunk - try to
get on the tourbus, and I’m not talking about band and crew
here, hahaha, but strangers, who think it must be cool to be on
a tourbus. Okay, I do understand that curiosity. But when I am
walking around in some town, I can’t just enter any house
because I think “Oh, I like that person” or “Oh,
that looks kinda cool”. You just don’t do that!
So... my bus is my home is my castle!
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| What
are your favourite countries to visit, and which countries have
the most inspiring audiences? I
think I wanna quote Keith Richards on that: "Great to be
here - great to be anywhere!" There are so many wonderful
places all around the world, and touring puts you in the fortunate
position to see and experience so much! But, as for the audiences,
I think the South American enthusiasm is overwhelming. I mean,
here have
a look at this! This was filmed in Buenos Aires - seems
like it’s not just a concert that is played - it is a big
party! That is amazing, I think.
As for my favourite country, I have to admit I loved our five-week
tour in Russia in ‘05. We all loved it! We went all the
way from Khabarovsk in the east, right to the very west, and then
to the Ukraine and Belarus as well. There was so much to discover
and it was way different to what we expected. Like Simon said
on the dvd: "People think of Russia, and they think of a
dark country, that it’s cold, grumpy people and all those
clichés - but it wasn’t anything like that!!
How do you feel when you get back to the four walls where you
live? Oh,
that’s the hardest part of all, to be quite honest. Especially
after a long trip. Your state of mind is somewhere else and your
day/night rhythm is fucked up. You look at your watch and think
- hey, about time for soundcheck, where is the catering and where
is everybody else? You try to catch up with sleep and with your
friends. |
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| Your
friends have to be very loyal as well. I mean, you are not there
for most of the year so you can’t expect them to go "Oh,
so you are back here in your home town and now I have all the
time in the world for you!” In your absence, naturally,
their life goes on, and you haven’t been part of that except
for maybe a few phone calls or emails every once in a while...
ugh
quite a bit of the 80s, actually! It’s no wonder that a
lot of these relationships split up. Although, some wives would
probably be happy not to see their husband for a while - and the
other way around, hahaha!
After one tour, the bassplayer in Bombay Black, Ingo, handed me
a copy of Bob Seger’s Turn The Page, which I didn’t
know until then. Coming home, I put it on and the saxophone in
the intro instantly caught my attention and then I heard the lyrics
and couldn’t believe it. I played the song over and over
and I couldn’t stop crying for a long time! Shortly before
that tour I'd split up with my girlfriend. And now all the pressure
and the diversion was gone, those emotions came out on top of
that. Blimey mate, yeh - the long and lonesome
highway certainly does give you plenty of time to think - but
NOT being on the long and lonesome highway can sometimes be a
lot emptier. Oh well, I hope that page has now turned for ya. |
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Does
it bother you that all the 'glamour' seems to belong to the band
members, and yet the technicians work much longer hours than any
of those fellas but are hidden in the shadows. (Mind you, UFO
often think they're also hidden in the shadows when Tobi's on
duty, haha). Is the anonymity something that you like or dislike
- and why? The
first part of the question can only be answered with 'no'. Because,
if you think you should be in the focus, you could not do your
job properly. Plus, though it’s true that the crew is in
the venue a longer time and seems to be working harder at that
time - hey, most bands I have worked for have a long history and
went through a lot of things. They fought very hard to be in that
position. And before the tour, they gotta write new material,
record the cd and do all the promo stuff, which is hard work as
well. So let them do whatever they want during the day, as long
as they put on a great show. Dio for example has a strict rule
about technicians not being seen on stage during the show. And
I totally get it! Nobody goes to the show to see a bunch of technicians
fixing stuff on stage during the performance. “Hey, I’m
gonna go to a gig tonight. They have a great drum-tech!”
Hahaha! And don’t forget - wherever we are I can go out,
see the city, go to the pub, restaurant, hotels etc without “panthers”
following me, watching me how I do this, or that. |
| Well
darlin, that may have been true before, but now you've been interviewed
for SITN you're gonna be stalked by autograph-hunters the world
over. Maybe you should think about wearing a disguise! Ah - I
see I'm already too late with that advice!
OK,
now tell us about your time with PowerQuest, and your part in
the album Neverworld. Oh,
it was a great time, a great experience, and I think the album
is quite good as well! We recorded it at the Thin Ice Studios,
it was produced by Karl Groom and parts of it by Richard West
from Threshold, whose tour-manager I was. So we somehow changed
sides! Would
you re-join if they asked you? The
decision not to play with them any longer was indeed a musical
one, so I can’t really imagine going back. Maybe some guest-appearance,
but that would be it. I’m still in contact with all of them,
and we have fun when we meet. And actually, Steve Williams and
I had the idea to record some more material in the future, not
as fast, a little more proggy, ‘cause we had quite some
good chemistry in that direction. We'll see. Actually, the guys
are going on tour very soon, and I’m sure they gonna have
a good time. I hope they get a good reaction, because they really
deserve it! So go
and see them!
What
bands would you join at the drop of a high-hat if there was a
vacancy on the drumstool? I’d
like to be in the Rolling Stones, hahaha… only joking! Honestly,
I couldn’t come up with a name. There are a lot of great
bands out there. But either it would be impudent to want to be
part of it or you would ruin it for yourself! I mean, for example:
I like this or that band. And surely it would be great to have
the chance to jam with them at a certain occasion. But I would
never like to be the drummer in that band. You know what I mean?
If I join a band I wanna be involved in the creative process,
go out on tour and play with them - but let's not forget, it’s
gotta pay the rent as well!
You
play lots of instruments, but your weapon of choice turned out
to be a drumkit. Why? And how do you think your all-round experiences
of playing keyboards, guitar etc have influenced your style of
drumming, and the way you listen to other drummers' work? Remember
once, we had a conversation once about the 'sensual' aspect of
drumming. I think that's what I'm asking you to expand on. Ah
yes - for me, it was always more about the music than about showing
off on a certain instrument. That’s why, when we had a drummer,
I played a different instrument, like guitar or keys. So when
I play with a band today I listen very carefully to what the others
are doing. And I do look at the drums in a melodical way as well.
Simple example, but... everybody can literally sing the major
fill (Phil?) in Mr. Collins' In The Air Tonight, or take
Toto’s I Will Remember. That’s how I tune
drums as well. Drums have something pure. You don’t need
an amplifier or effects for them, it is you and the instrument.
It allows you to express any of your feelings. And I don’t
mean you can bang the hell out of them when you’re angry.
No, for example, at the Drummers
Institute
we had a course in solo-drumming. I always liked that. A friend
of mine however, never really felt comfortable with it and asked
if I could have a listen to what he’d come up with. I did,
and I thought it was total bullshit. I said “Hey, don’t
just combine groove #87 from that book, with fill in #34 from
the other book. Let it out, tell me a story! Just PLAY the drums!”
“What do you mean?” he said. So I asked him to tell
me a story. “Play a solo, and think of how you felt when
you returned home after your one-year-trip to the USA” He
thought about that for a while, and then played. After he had
stopped, I told him what I have understood and that was absolutely
what he was trying to express! When it came to the exam, he walked
up to the kit and whispered to me “I’ll take a walk
in New York now…”. That was wonderful! And there are
certain drummers, who can play a few bars and I can tell you exactly
how they feel.
When
you were starting out, what drummers inspired you? You've worked
with some of your heroes - has working with them changed your
perception of them, and if so, how? First
of all, there were the local drummers. Looking back, they might
not have been that good a drummer but they seemed amazing to us
kids at that time, when we formed our first bands! Later on, I
went down the typical road of “Oh, it’s gotta be complicated”
and a drummer had to play odd meters, a high amount of notes in
only one bar - or he could not be in my list of favorites. And
a while after that, I discovered that a simple groove - 1 &
3 on the bass-drum, 2 & 4 on the snare, together with an 8s
note hi-hat pattern - played well, can be a wonderful thing! Jeff
Porcaro’s video was quite inspiring for that.
For
me, Simon Phillips found a great 'symbiosis' between straight
ahead and complicated playing. In that direction, a great step
for me was to go to the Drummers Institute in Düsseldorf,
which is related to New York’s Drummer’s Collective.
That took the blindfolds away and opened my ears and my mind for
all kinds of music, and different styles. One of my drum-teachers
there was a guy called Manni von Bohr (he played with “Birthcontrol”
and the British band “Message”). Modern Drummer magazine
called him “the German pope of drumming” - he is a
drum-encyclopedia!
Really good drummers have a trademark, something which makes them
recognizable. They pick up things and create their own meaning
out of it. For example, there is a groove by Buddy Rich, triplet
feel, quite a lot of ghost notes. Billy Cobham takes that groove
and puts it in a binary feel and Simon Phillips picks that up
and creates an odd meter out of it. And you can see the history
of a groove!
Erm, right, but I guess I should come back to the question, huh?
Yes darlin, you're going off on one, I can
tell! I like it though! Hah! Fortunately, a lot of “heroes”
- at least when you are young, they are! - turned out to be very
nice, down to earth people when Ifinally met them. Plus, and that
is a great advantage of the tech work, I can work with them, observe
them, and learn from them about their approach, their technique,
attitude etc. Did I mention that I love my job!!
You
get a very interesting view of the gig (if you can call Pete's
backside interesting) and you're able to take photos that no-one
else is in a
position to take. You also keep a photo-diary during a tour. What
are the favourite photos you've ever taken, and where can we find
them? Well,
my favorite pictures are probably the hidden files on my harddrive…
hahaha. No, seriously, most of the pictures I like can be found
in the yellowdrums
gallery. There are all kinds of pictures, from several tours.
UFO, Dio, Doro, Threshold, Savatage, Symphony X… not just
the conventional gig-pics, but also of gear, backstage, travel,
typical tourist pictures, as well. Every single one reminds me
of great moments on tour - which doesn’t mean I’m
living in the past. Au contraire - I’m looking forward to
taking a lot more!
As
we all know, 'what plays on the road stays on the road'. But...
got any jolly anecdotes that you'd like to tell us about any of
the UFO fellas? Tell us about any practical jokes that you may
have been involved with... Well,
indeed there are a few that should certainly stay on the road!
Most of them, actually!!!!! But one thing that was definitely
funny was on a day off - in Karlsruhe, if I remember correctly
- the hotel bar was taken over by a major part of our entourage.
As the evening wore on, Paul, along with the rest of us, was bored
by the soundtrack-muzak, and 'cheered up' by some encouraging
drinks finally commandeered the white grand piano and played some
classics. The UFO has landed, so to say! Oh
yes, I remember that occasion very well! I think we started off
quite sedately with Imagine (a la John and Yoko) but got more
and more 'cheered up' as the evening grew on, and eventually the
whole bar full of Swiss, Germans etc were singing along, in English,
to some of Tom Jones greatest hits - but with errrr..... let's
just say 'amended' lyrics. Did we end up gettin thrown out? I'd
lost the plot well before that! |
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has been your most surreal onstage moment - and your most embarrassing
moment. Concerning
UFO it’s clear. My most embarrassing moment was my first
show with those guys! It was the Silja Rock Cruise. I was the
only tech for that, and we had rental equipment where everything
had to be dialled in, a drumkit to set up out of the box, and
five artistes on stage.
Pete’s
basses, Vinnie’s guitars, Paul's guitars, the keyboards,
the spares, all the vocal mics, the whole monitor situation -
I had to take care of all that alone! Hey, my very FIRST show!
I didn't know what they would be like on stage and wasn't comfortable
with the situation cos I would be unable to predict any reaction.
Obviously,
there was a lot of uncertainty on my side. Plus, there was not
much space to set up, everything was quite tight. What happened?
At the start of the third song, Pete gets tangled up in a cable
and dives backwards into Jason's drums! So, the drums were torn
apart, I had a bassplayer lying on the hi-hat and the monitor
- and he was continuing to play the song. Gee… what am I
doing here!? Haha, a baptism of fire - but
now you take all that kinda stuff in your stride. Like we said
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are your five favourite UFO songs, and what special feelings'n'memories
does each song hold for you?
Baby
Blue - a lovely ballad, great arrangement.
Love To Love - Battttty’s favorite! Great writing,
and coming back to the musical aspect we talked about before:
nice odd meter appearance.
Rock Bottom - I love when Vinnie goes off and lets it
all out. Sometimes during the solo Paul comes back behind the
amps, has a drink, and we have a little chat - see HERE!
Lights Out - a nice high energy piece. With Dio we played
an outdoor festival somewhere near Valencia. The light company
forgot to fill up the engine which powered the light, so the light
literally went out during the show, until the engine was refuelled.
Chris, the sound engineer usually plays Frank Sinatra’s
That’s Life and the end of each show, and that
would have fitted this time as well. But in this case, he chose
Lights Out!
Black & Blue - I’m loving the Who-esque intro.
I think it would make a perfect opener on upcoming shows.
And I should also mention Shoot Shoot which always marks
the end of the show. Plus I’m waiting for the Stones to
cover it!
OK,
now this wouldn't be a proper rocknroll interview unless I asked
you what your favourite drink is. So.... what is it?
Without
a doubt, it is 'Loup di Crümy' - a fine cocktail of which
the ingredients are so secret that not even the makers know what's
in it! It's also very rare, so if you ever see a bottle of Loup
di Crümy on Ebay, bid HIGH! (Sorry everyone - that's one
of those in-jokes that we were talking about earlier!)
What
would you like to be doing in 5 years time? And in 10 years time?
And would you be willing to stay at home and look after our babies
if it meant me being able to go on the road and sell UFO t-shirts,
hahahaha. In five and ten years time I'd still like to
be doing this job because I love it so much - and as for our babies,
how about if you sell them some t-shirts and we take the kids
on the road with us! We could train them up to be the next generation
road crew! Let's do it!
And
now ..... drumroll.... what's coming up next in your career? This
year, I will be pretty busy doing a tour with Heaven & Hell,
which is basically Black Sabbath with Dio singing. The tour kicks
off in Canada in March and will take us right round the planet
till November. I’m really looking forward to that, as the
circumstances seem to be very good - and the music of course.
the drummer on that one will be Vinny Appice, another legend!
Unfortunately therefore... I will miss the next UFO tour.
Whattttttttt????????? You're not coming
with us??????? You're deserting Meo for Dio?????? Blimey.
Interview over! And next time I'm lookin for a drum-tech to interview,
you will be ... the.... LAST IN LINE! (Did ya see what I did there....?)
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