Batttttty
goes on a hot date with
Bumblefoot
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For
years now, since ages before he joined Guns N' Roses,
I've carried a candle aloft for Ron Thal, known also as Bumblefoot.
This amazingly inventive and innovative musician
has an honesty and rawness that shines through in everything
he does,
and I'm proud - and at the same time humbled - to call him my
friend.
OK,
that's enough of the hero-worship stuff - let's cut to the action.
Ron has been interviewed many times about his musical influences,
his fretless'n'fancy-shaped guitars, his appreciation of
South Park, and of course
the Chinese Democracy blahblahblah. So we won't go into all
that stuff again here.
The
main thing you need to know is that his passion for peppers
has got to the point
where just one more capsaicin molecule could blow his head right
off.
But he rigorously flosses his teeth after every mouthful of
Scotch Bonnet,
and if you ever need a partition wall or a bit of cavity insulation,
he's yer man.
Oh
yeh, and he's part of the team which is putting together
ROCK AGAINST DIABETES
which is why I met up with him today for a
Bih Jolokia curry drenched in Tabasco sauce
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You're
one of the movers'n'shakers behind Rock Against Diabetes,
a concert that is raising money to help people with diabetes. What
is it about this charity that caused you to get involved, and how
is the event coming together? We started talking about it
earlier in the year. The organizer told me he was going to throw
his prosthetic foot on stage while I played - that's what hooked
me. Since then, I've volunteered time to help reach out to acts
and sponsors, to take part in auctions, and hopefully help some
sick kids get what they need. We're in the last month before the
show, tying up loose ends, putting out fires, the usual last-minute
mayhem that ensues in the final stages of any event.
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All
credit to you for the amount of work you've put into this project
- I know how much you get personally involved with lots of charitible
causes, such as raising money for Multiple Sclerosis after your
pal was diagnosed with MS - and also after 911, when you donated
the profits of your 911
album to the disaster relief organisations. Bless you, from
the bottom of SITN's heart!
There's more detail about Rock
Against Diabetes
at the link on the left, but just to give SITN readers the basics....
this one-off show, which features sets from Ritchie Kotzen,
Y&T, LA Guns, and of course Bumblefoot and his Allstar Band
etc, will be streamed live on the web - check www.rockagainstdiabetes.org
for more info.
And for just twenty bucks you can get a Limited Edition Rock
Against Diabetes
t-shirt. The money goes to Rock
Against Diabetes,
the charity which raises funds for diabetics, especially children,
who have contracted this lifelong condition. Everyone who buys
a t-shirt is entered into a draw to win a brand new Gibson Les
Paul BFG guitar.
Bumble will personalize it for the winner, along with a load
of cds and other stuff signed by all the participating bands.
On top of that the winner will get a 3-hour guitar lesson from
Bumble in NYC. How sweet is that (in a sugar-controlled
environment)! Bumble, YOU ROCK!
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Now, you make no secret of the fact that you're one crazy mofo
- the biography on your website is heartwrenchingly honest about
the issues you've had to deal with. I'm probably the least
crazy person I know. But please, continue.... ...
Me too darlin - yeh... right - but truthfully,
my own family is steeped in madness, and it's a very misunderstood
condition. And whilst I don't want to trivialise it in any way,
from my own experiences I've found that hypermania can be a lot
of fun, even if sometimes the only person who can see the joke
is the one who's got it! So, while we're both up here on the couch
baring our souls (insert 'baring assholes' joke here) tell us
what part your madness plays in your music. And what part your
music plays in your madness. What madness??? I think I'm
just being honest, that's all - not afraid to bare it all. With
brutal honesty, the 'brutal' tends to leave a bigger mark than
the honesty. But I don't see what other people see - I see me.
For
those who haven't read your Bio
yet, and don't know the background to the 'me' you mention in
that last answer, here's a breakdown of the 'breakdown'... after
some particularly stressful events in 2003, you went to the doctor
and were prescribed medication which took all the stress away
and made you feel 'normal'. But the downside was that the meds
took away a lot of the good angst which is needed for the creative,
artistic process. So in your latest album Abnormal (which you
wrote after all the meds were out of your system), and which was
the follow-up to Normal, you again reach into the dark side. The
lyrics to the title song tell it exactly like it is. When you
look back at the 'normal' days, how easy now did it seem then,
to tell it like it was? A bit like peeling an orange whilst wearing
boxing gloves? You can see it and smell it, but you just can't
get at it or taste it! Sorry, not trying to answer the questions
for ya - just thinking out loud!
I don't remember it being any different. I also don't remember
five minutes ago. Better off that way...
Comfortably Numblefoot!
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You've
said that getting the music out of the inside of your head,
and into the outside of your head brings you peace. Is it the
same kind of peace for the angry/crazy/frustrated songs as it
is for the more melodic tunes? And how well do the peaces fit
together? The peaces (and the pieces) fit perfectly,
like oranges and boxing gloves. Fumblefruit!
You've
been described as a 'musician's musician', so I guess you played
quite a few gigs where the first seven rows of the crowd were
full of nerdy guitarists who'd stand completely still whilst
concentrating on your fingers, and then nod wisely after an
intricate bit of solo. And then you joined GN'R and suddenly
you're playing arenas and there are loads of women perched on
their boyfriends' shoulders, bouncing up and down and throwing
their underwear at the stage. Which kinda audience do you prefer,
and how high does each score on the Scovillometer?
It's
all good - one has what the other doesn't. They complement each
other, like orange boxing gloves. Boxing
gloves for oranges? Hmmm, ok.
What
has been the most memorable gig you've played as part of GN'R
- and what made it so (apart from the one where the most women
did the most bouncing and threw the most underwear)?
Gonna write as gigs pop into my head.... Dodging piss bottles
at Donington was a memorable one, good gig. Roses everywhere at
the venue in Poland. The acoustic gig in NYC the night before
leaving for Europe in '06. There was a little dog hangin' around
the venue in Greece - made a bed out of my jacket for him to sleep
on - I think that was where I lost a wing on the Flying Foot guitar.
Madison Square Garden... Budokan... Scandinavian people being
very cool... singin' the Grinch as my solo in LA around Christmas...
some fun moments... But yeah, all the gigs complement each other
- like boxes of orange gloves. Marigolds? |

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lot of your fans probably know by now that 'Bumblefoot' is the
name of an ulcerative condition that animals get. You called your
band Bumblefoot, but through the years the name has become attached
to you as an individual. Is Bumblefoot the same person as Ron
Thal? Or did you keep the name so that Bumblefoot could take the
responsibility (and also the kudos) for the things Ron might do
or say or play when Ron wasn't comfortable being Ron? Or to give
you the freedom to be Ron separately? Or is it just a nickname
that stuck? Or what? It's
just a nickname at this point. Or a name to go with the quirky
solo music. When I'm with Guns, I feel like me.
But which 'me' ...? Oh never mind.
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Bumble and
Rob De Luca on the brink of getting an endorsement |
So...
when you're writing do you develop certain songs as Ron and
others as Bumblefoot? And if so, which does what?
Well, they kinda complement each other, like apples and elbow
pads. Not like gloves for orange boxers?
Interesting!
Your
savant-esque brain can handle a lot of different things going
on at the same time - so when you're on the road with GN'R do
you still get ideas for your solo albums and if so, how do you
go about saving the ideas or even working on them?
Ya know, I have a real hard time writing on the road. The only
song I wrote on the road was "Simple Days", everything
else was written between touring. Whenever I write songs, I
keep them in my head, they usually don't leave my head until
I show Dennis (Dennis Leeflang, drummer) the songs.
For
years now via your website and messageboard, you've had a very
close inter-action with the fans. How important is the 'community'
thing to you? And are there any down-sides to being so accessible?
The connection is everything. Sometimes I'm away for days without
seeing a computer, but I try to stay connected amidst everything
going on whenever I can. Everything in life has a downside if
you look for it - but I'm not gonna look for it right now. I
have too much fun with you - I'm not gonna start bitchin' about
anything.
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Tell us about your recording studio - how has it developed, how
big a part of your life is it at the moment, what bands are you
working with, etc. It's still a crack den. But it works.
It's my place to make the noise I need to make. I invested in
a bunch of analog mastering gear, have a nice little mastering
suite. Been doing a bit of that lately...
Not
counting musicians, which three people most inspire you - and
for each one tell us why.
1 - My dad. He's got a cool hair-line.
2 - My wife, for stopping me from obnoxiously trying to piss people
off by putting names like Hitler on this list
3 - Edison - he invented shit.
OK,
now the word association thingy. For each of these, tell us the
first word or phrase that comes into your head (and remember that
I'll know if you're lying!)
1. Chair Ass
Pete Way
2. Sparkly glittery MySpace butterflies
Pete Way
3. Pete Way
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You always put me in such a weird fucking mood. I love you Batttttty.
And I love you too Bumble! Crazy as an orange
box full of gloves.... |
Click
on the link above for full details of ROCK
AGAINST DIABETES which takes place on 22nd and 23rd August
2008

...
and he's kind to animals too - see HERE
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Batttttty - 22nd July 2008 |
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