OK people, competition time!
WIN this stunning UFO babyfood dish, as modelled here by our beautiful Batasha

This high-quality precious artefact also doubles up as a catfood or dogfood dish
or a plant-pot holder or whatever you wanna use it for.
See HERE for details of how to WIN
There are three parts to the competition, which will take place over the next seven days (from 8th April - 17th April 2004) and each stage will be revealed when the previous stage is completed. A bit like 'The Weakest Link' but I aint no skinny old bitch-faced redhead. Well, maybe three
outta four....

OK, the first part of the competition is......

Q1. On the newly-refurbished mushdotcom website, how many times does the name 'Michael Schenker' appear in total, across all the pages, as of 10am GMT on 8th April 2004..... (Only count the times it is spelled correctly - not the times it aint).

Q2. Also on mushdotcom, tell me, as of 10am GMT on 8th April 2004, on which page the advert for the soon-to-be-released Michael Schenker DVD appears.

Q3. Also to be found on mushdotcom ... how much does Ryan charge for setting up a side-navigation website if you have complicated ideas that you think are impossible?

And here is Part Two ....

This is part 'caption competition' and part 'what-happened-next' competition.
What is the fella-second-from-the-left saying to the photographer in this photo - and what happened immediately afterwards?


Part 3 is a 'Guess The Weight" competition
Please estimate the correct weight of the following objects - there are a few clues in some of the pictures to make it easier.
If there are no clues, then just make an inspired guess.
OK, that's all three stages of the competition - Please email the answers to me by Saturday 17th April 2004
Remember that a multi-purpose plastic catfood dish is at stake here - so I want as many replies as possible.