Welcome to our Rehab Unit & Daycare Centre
for all those sad under-achievers
who have ended up in the
puke-encrusted and rat-infested gutter
of UFO fandom

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See the Links page for details of
how to join our 10-step program

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This website includes a load of stuff about
UFO, MSG, and WAYSTED etc., but if you read between the lines
you'll notice that it's mainly about Me - Batttttty.
But c'mon, admit it, you wouldn't want it any other way.

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see also
Ugly Fans Online

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Since we started this website we have been joined by a
whole new load of losers, schmoozers and booze-cruisers
YOU'RE ALL WELCOME
We completely understand you - and we care
(and we know there's nowhere else that'll have you)