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knows that UFO fans aint gettin any younger.
With this in mind, Smell Of Money Enterprises™ brings you
the latest range of merchandise
for those of you who've still got a bit of Young Blood running
through your veins.
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Here's
something to sink your teeth into!
This
SHARKS™ toothmug will add a touch of style
to the bedside table of any UFO fan
Too
Hot To Handle!
For
those cool jazz nights,
just slide one in between the sheets
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Built for comfort, this exclusive SITN'SLIDE
stairlift is designed to the same high specifications
as the chair which Schenker sat on for his MSG album
cover.
The ARBORY HILL™ model is available with an interchangeable
choice of seat-pads, so that depending on your state
of mind, you can either sit on Pete's face, Phil's,
Vinnie's, Paul's or Andy's.
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The
seat-pads are fully washable. (We think of everything).
Footplate covers are available in 'Bella' or 'Spike'
design.
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When
you're out in the street and want to be pushed to the limit,
why not opt for one of our PUSH, IT'S LOVE™ wheelchairs,
available with either the SITN, UFO, or MSG logos on the side
panel.
Guaranteed to get you into the front row at gigs!
HEEL
OF A STRANGER™ Bedsocks
The perfect gift for a loved one -
especially those loved ones who get 'cold feet'
at the most inappropriate moments
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Also available with the SITN logo ... Choose from
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| Fluffy
Pink Slippers
to help you
'Dance the Night Away' |
MAKING
MOVES™
Zimmer
or check out our Turbo model for
'Running Up The Highway' |
LETTIN
GO™
Incontinence Pads for those
'Wreckless Weekends' |
| And
for those of you who like a bit of do-it-yourself Electric
Phase, I have included the instructions HERE
for a remote-control LIGHTS OUT gadget. This is particularly
useful for when you get up in the night for a wazz, get back
into bed, and realise you've left the bathroom light on. The
instructions are pretty straightforward, and you shouldn't
have any trouble putting one together. When you manage it,
let me know, ok, and we'll market it here.
For those of you who are past the gettin-out-of-bed-for-a-wazz
stage, we will soon be adding DOCTOR DOCTOR 'care-products'
to our range of merchandise..... including.....
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ROCK
BOTTOM™ LAXATIVES
as endorsed by the band - details HERE
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and
coming soon... (now there's a clue!)
SHOOT SHOOT™
available in different strengths
LOVE LOST LOVE™
TOO MUCH OF NOTHING™
RUNNING ON EMPTY™
and RISE AGAIN™
and new for 2006 - HARD BEING ME™
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The
Black Cold Coffee Machine™.....
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guaranteed to get your morning off to a flying start
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The Spark That Is Us™
cigarette lighter
Never
be caught with the lights out, with this arena-strength lighter.
Contains enough gas to get you through Love To Love, Baby Blue
and I'm A Loser - and still be able to find the keyhole to your
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talking of getting home... we now stock the
You Are Here™
road map
This is ideal for
UFO fans who don't know where the hell they are
or how they got there - and yes, we know that's most of ya!
Please specify the UK area or, if you're American, what state
you are in - probably LOST! |
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All products offered for sale here are licenced by
Smell Of Money Enterprises™
which has absolutely no connection with Belladonna Enterprises™
or Exhume Club™
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