Welcome
to our Virtual Rehab Unit
and Drop-In Centre
for all you sad under-achievers
who have ended up
in the puke-encrusted
rat-infested gutter
of UFO obsession.
The good news is... you
are not alone.
The bad news is... that
makes it rather crowded
in here.
The first rule of STRANGERS-IN-THE-NIGHT CLUB is
you do not talk about STRANGERS-IN-THE-NIGHT CLUB.
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.