UGLY FANS ONLINE

UFO and MICHAEL SCHENKER Fans....... You're an ugly lot, but I've done the best I can.
There are loads more ugly-mug-shots on the other pages, but remember...
they're only pictures, they can't hurt you.

See also Mad Axeman - One More For The Rodeo - Shoot Shoot - and Treacle People
(Some of the people below appear on other SITN pages too, but that's mainly cos you can never have too much of a good thing)


ALEX is laughing cos he's just 'exchanged' his jacket for one with proper sleeves


MIKE PINCHER models the latest in trendy t-shirts.
He's always up to date,
just like his website used to be...

Here's Ritchie
He thrives on excess celebration


LAZLOR never got called back
after his Santa Claus audition

SKID from Modesto is smiling cos he's just got the
lead role in The Kenny Rogers Story

MATTY likes to Walk On Water
and he's dreaming of summer ....


Just a kid with a crazy dream
Meet Jonas from Sweden

Twins separated at birth?
Dave would like us to think so

Ed's edd


TIM and Michael compare body-parts


The archangel GABRIEL
Someone to watch over me?

NEAL! I said .... 'KNEEL ..... '


MITCHELL has the words
ITCH and HELL in his name.
I rest my case.


AXESLINGER is armed and ready
Are YOU ready to rock?

STEVEY, when we said 'raise your glasses'
we meant ... oh never mind....


BRIONY listens to Strangers
for the 6489th time
trying to decide which bits
were overdubbed in the studio


FRED. Gets drunk. Passes out. Wakes up
to find rockstars have written all over him.

BATASHA waits patiently for
her dinner, whilst Daddy
finishes playing Quake III and
talking to mad wimmin on the internet


COLIN from Preston


JEFF darlin.... why don't you give up
smoking them if they make your face go green...?

NICK! Stay perfectly still, and when it
climbs to the top of your head
I'll swipe it with a hammer...


Dan scares me.
But it's a happy scared,,,


Meet Lee - he's a lot older now
A lot older .....

Let JIMMY steal you
with his Serenade


BRICE's fantasy UFO line-up in France, 1997


The Beatles finally get back together!
Ooops, wrong - it's Pete, DEAN, Paul and Scott


MARK teaches the next generation
of UFO fans to walk on water


BRIAN from Rhode Island
He's demented No, really, he IS.

This Kid's thinking 'it's OK now, but I hope
he doesn't insist on copying my clothes
when I start school'.
I hope not too, CLARA .....

MICHAELA admits this photo
is 15 years old and that
these days she is Built For Comfort


MUZZY wants to be there on the back porch looking on down the road ....dreaming the dream

Hello to ITO from Japan - R.I.P 2004.
SITN has kept this photo online because
Miss Ito was always proud to be a member
of our community
.

There are more Ugly Fans Online to be found at
Mad Axeman
One More For The Rodeo
Shoot Shoot
and
Treacle People