Batttttty has a blinking good chat with
Tristan Greatrex


 TRISTAN GREATREX

Tristan is the fella who has left his mark on almost as many of Michael Schenker's albums as Michael himself. The MSG logo and much of the artwork was created by him. He also opened many people's eyes to the UFO reunion in 1995 when he started his UFO website as a 'Thank You' for the Walk On Water cd.

So.... let's shut our eyes and listen to what he has to say. Oops, no, better open your eyes if you want to read it!

Which was the first UFO gig you ever went to? It was a local gig in Bracknell (UK) in 1979 with Paul Chapman having just replaced Michael Schenker on Guitar. Everyone was talking about the Strangers In The Night album and 'Schenker Is God'. Paul had a tough act to follow but he did remarkably well to follow the finest LIVE album of all time.

Did you come out of that gig feeling taller, stronger, richer, more intelligent, more attractive to the opposite sex, and more confident - in a "we're the boys, we've got nothing to lose" kinda way?
I loved Phil Mogg's presence on stage, very cool, he was to me like Robert Plant from Led Zep. He didn't have to try, and 'COOL' was the perfect word for him. His performance was effortless and to me that is PHIL MOGG. Pete Way was in contrast, 100 miles an hour and the energy was oozing. Andy Parker was the power machine and stunning. Paul Raymond was Paul Raymond.

What was the UFO song that put you on your path to UFO addiction? Let It Roll, the opening track from the FORCE IT album. I remember looking at the cool album cover and hearing the riff. The lead solo had so much feel it made me want to pick up a guitar. High Flyer was my favourite after a few hundred listens, so melodic.

How long was it before you started making the UFO logo out of mashed potato, and started getting up in the middle of the night to carve the UFO logo onto the roof of your house, and other peoples houses too?
Once Lights Out had been released, I was sketching the logo all over my school books. Try Me was written as an instrumental but Phil loved it so much he added the lyrics and the combination of this has made it one of the classics. SUPERB!!! LOVE TO LOVE for me was UFO's flagship. All the bands have a classic. Deep Purple has 'Smoke On The Water', Led Zep has 'Stairway', Guns N' Roses have 'Sweet Child Of Mine', Uriah Heep have 'The Wizard', Wishbone Ash has 'Blowin' Free'. I'd better stop there as I am showing age here but proud to have gro
wn up during this time.
When did you start your website? I started the website back in 1995, inspired by WALK ON WATER, which is my all time favourite album. Simply it has the best versions of Doctor Doctor and Lights Out and for me Michael's playing is the best ever.
The opening track was, for me, the sound and feel of the current 'rock' bands. A Self Made Man had it all and then followed up with Venus, the song that sums up UFO as a great rock songwriting band. Phil shines through and finishes the album with another 'Love to Love' in the form of Dreaming of Summer. The lyrics capture and relate to all of us who live in the UK and remind the world that UFO are quite simply the best UK rock band EVER. Yeh..... oh YEH!
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Your website was what got many a UFO fan, new to the internet, back into the fold. So many fans from the glory days didn't even know about Walk On Water until the day they bought a computer, set up their internet connection, then immediately did a search on 'UFO and Michael Schenker', and sat there stunned with amazement when they found your site - I know this is true cos so many people have said that's exakkerly what happened. And they were blown away when they found that the band were back together again. So... after all the years of devotion and dedication to the band and to your website, how did the M--m-m-m-mm-m-m-manchester Incident affect your feelings towards UFO? (Sorry, I still have trouble saying The M Word). It made me dissapointed, angry and gave me a feeling of emptiness. Once again UFO had self destructed. Michael was the source of blame and there are no excuses to the fans who pay good money to see the band they love. They look forward to this gig for months and then get let down. There are thousands of fans who would just turn their backs on the band and there really is no getting them back. 'Sorry' doesn't do it.

Did that equate to why you stopped putting so much time into your website?
The Manchaster gig just put my time into perspective. If there was no effort from Michael other than a selfish point then I wasn't going to waste my time promoting UFO and Michael Schenker. Simple. I know Michael is sorry about that evening but as I said before, no excuses.
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From 30+ years of music, what is your favourite UFO song?
My favourite all time song is a Schenker/Mogg song that appeared on 'No Heavy Petting'. Can you guess? 'On With The Action' Why? Phil's Lyrics paint the story as do so many other songs but it was the impact it made at the time. I was young. The guitar riff was a knockout, lyrics made the impact on me and that really is typical of a 'schenker/mogg' composition.
What are your hopes for the new line-up? Do you see it as a new beginning?
Hopes are as ever very high. Phil and Pete deserve it and my initial thought was thats its 'Mogg/Way' but now Paul Raymond is part of the group then its UFO once more. How do you think Vinnie and Jason will fit in, musically and also temperament-wise? Vinnie will fit in perfectly. He openly says that Schenker was an influence on his growing up and guitar stamp. He will play melodically as does Michael and I hope that it isn't flash for flash sake. I am confident that Vinnie will concentrate on the riffs and combine this with loads of melodic guitar runs. As for Jason - he be the closest to Andy Parker that UFO has had since his departure after Walk On Water. I am looking forward rather than looking at the past glories. Exactly!!!
When Schenkerholics listen to UFO, many of them judge what they're hearing just on the quality and magic of the guitarwork. For me, it's never been like that - I experience a UFO song on all levels - the guitarwork, the lyrics, the passion in the performance, the distinctive vocals, the drumming (well, no, not the drumming - that's going a bit toooo far, hahaha) - but yes, as a Complete Thing. How is it for you? Exactly as you have said it. UFO has been a great blend of all these. If I just listened to the guitar work then I would only be an MSG fan but UFO are more than this. And with such a great vocalist, which in my opinion is what MSG have lacked since the McAuley Schenker Group days.

Phil writes some amazing lyrics - he has a way of putting the thoughts that you didn't even know you were thinking, into words that you realised you'd been thinking all along, if only you'd known the words to think those thoughts with. What UFO lyrics strike a special chord with you?
Presently it's Dreaming of Summer. The aspirations that are conjured up with that song is enormous. The great thing about UFO songs are that they fit in with any mood. I am listening to Covenant at the moment and Miss The Lights and Serenade are buzzing around my head. A great follow up album to Walk On Water.
Are you a 'collector' or are you only interested in the music? Do you have No Place To Run in all 595786970980789 different coloured LP covers? Back in the eighties I collected every form of vinyl - I wanted it all but in reality you can't spend the time and effort once you settle down with jobs and family. How many versions of Rock Bottom did you have in your record/cd collection at the last count? Every one of them including MSG versions. Hahaha. Can you listen to a 3-second clip of a live album/bootleg and know exactly which gig it came from, which tour it was on, what the preceeding and following songs were on the setlist, what Phil's between-song banter was, and what colour socks Mr. Way was wearing? Tell us how into all that stuff you are. No, to me thats too complicated and gets in the way of the music. I love the music and because of this I get familiar, not obsessive. Although in 1978, I was with OBSESSION.
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What about the Schenker/Chapman debate? Which do you consider to be the best era? Pete Way sums it up for me in that Michael helped UFO get to the international acclaim in 1980 and although Paul was there during their most commercial era, it was sad that Michael didn't experience the glory days with the band. Michael was innovative and creative. Paul was outside UFO with Lone Star but it was difficult to fill in for Michael.
And how did you feel about what many people call the 'wilderness years' - Tommy Mac, Laurence Archer etc? Was that still UFO for you? When Pete left the band and it was just Phil and Paul, that was not UFO for me personally. I love the songs and the creativity of Phil but hearing Tommy play live the classic 'Only You Can Rock Me' solo at Knebworth was painful. No emotion, just flashy guitar and thats not what UFO is about.
What other bands were you into, throughout the UFO years? Uriah Heep, Wishbone Ash, Blue Oyster Cult, Ozzy, Sabbath, Purple, Gillan, Iron Maiden, Def Leppard
Are there any bands these days who you think have got what it takes? 'The Darkness' will be the next big band. Nowhere near as talented as UFO but it's 2003!!! Hmmm.... would you ever be seen (a) wearing a Darkness t-shirt, or (b) standing next to someone who's wearing a Darkness t-shirt or (c) setting fire to a Darkness t-shirt? If you heard someone raving about what a brilliant band the Darkness are, would you go over and have a quiet word with them, even making a play-on-words kinda thing between 'Darkness' and Light's Out' to help get your point across...... Please say you would! ----------------------- Hmmm... I'll assume that's a 'No' then.
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WIth your background as a graphic designer, you've been responsible for some of the great UFO/MSG designs, yes? I designed and produced Michaels 'Thank You', '25th Anniversary LIVE', 'Unforgiven (MSG Logo) and 'BBC Radio 1 Live In Concert' (Photo, logos and profile). Wow!

... and talking of 'WOW'........ what about those posters for the Walk On Water tour...? The p osters are a sore point. I created the Walk On Water tour posters but management and band members dissagreed as to how it should be. I spent £2000 of my own money in getting 5,000 made and didn't receive a penny. I still have thousands in the garage.

(Click on the photo on the left for larger pictures of the Walk On Water posters)

What do you think of the UFO spin-off projects? $ign of 4, MSG etc? $ign of 4 was excellent. A tribute to Phil. MSG is a great solo vehicle for Michael and part of rock history. Waysted has also gone in the hall of fame and Mogg/Way was again very good. I'd rather have the band members create than have 5 or 6 years go by without a sound.
What things do you like to do in your spare time - hobbies and interests etc.? I am a huge squash fan - I play for my home town in the Berkshire Squash league. I also play in the business leagues.

Isn't that a little too excessively energetic? Or maybe you just like being Pushed To The Limit, huh? Don't you do anything a bit more laid back? I have created the image of local band 'Beats Working', having designed and created all their album covers and website. That's a bit more like it! 'Squash' indeed.... it's a great name for a game, but in its present form it's not my cup of rocknroll tea.

You're also a very proud family man as we can see in this photo here with your daughter Bronya. Now I can see where Schenker got his ideas for his 'new look' from. Blimey... Great photo though!
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What brought about the 'Rise Again' of your website? I was inspired by the 'Classic Rock' and 'Powerplay' articles as well as the News that UFO were recording a new album. I want this band to last forever and if that's without Michael then so be it. I believe Michael will always be part of UFO and as we all grow older together, we appreciate the contribution every member has made. Very true!
Do you promise, under oath, and with your right hand on your signed copy of the Pete Frayn UFO Family Tree from the Headstone LP, that now you have given your website the kiss of life that it so desperately needed, you will keep it regularly updated and treat it with the tender loving care that a website devoted to the best music-makers in the world deserves? You'd better. Or you'll have Me to deal with..... I wouldn't dare cross the Battttty! The difficulty is that we all have the same goals to promote the artists/bands we love but there is only so much information that we can all share. The problem is trying to get that information from the management company. I agree! My goal is to present my website in a way that it is enjoyable to visit and has accurate information displayed. There is a fine balance and I really do feel that all the websites do this really well. I am proud of being part of that community and feel the love and enthusiasm radiating out from all of YOU. Love to love to love you!

This interview © Batttttty - 7th October 2003

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Tristan's Studio - where lots of work takes place
Tristan's Website - where lots of work is going to take place. Oh yes indeed!